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Diss Robe

Star magazine reported that Mark Wahlberg is obsessed with wearing a robe. His wife bought a replica of Muhammad Ali's signature cover-up for him, and apparently Wahlberg doesn't want to take it off. A source told Star that he wears it morning, noon and night. He even wears it when company comes over. Note to self: RSVP "No Thank You" to any event at Mark Wahlberg's house. See: Hugh Hefner. The worst part of this story is that the robe is said to be really dirty, even after being washed several times. See also: Lindsay Lohan.

Chelsea's NEW BOOK

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show?  Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.  

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors.   It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk.  And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild.  Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good! 

Point of View

In a recent appearance on The View, Kate Gosselin explained what her life is like now that her douche bag, Ed Hardy–wearing loser of a husband and she are separated.  She said that it's "hard" to see him with other women.  That I can relate to, it's hard for me to look at any photos of him, whether there's another person in them or not.  She also complained that the constant paparazzi and coverage is hard, but she has no plans to quit doing the show.  She's a single mom now and she "needs a paycheck" she claimed.  Okay, I get that Jon is a complete waste of half-Asian, but she isn't much better.  If you really just need a paycheck, there are millions of single moms who have jobs that don't require their lives and children to be exposed on national television.   Maybe what you're going to do for a living is something you consider before you head over to a clinic to inject your uterus with a turkey baster full of semen.